2005
My first quarter century on earth was rounded out by my quest to become the 265th pope. As you know, Josef "Ooh, I'm 78, I'm so special" Ratzinger narrowly edged me out. A mistake which quickly became evident when he chose the title "Pope Benedict XVI"(PB 16), which CLEARLY has the same abbreviation as peanut butter! Seriously papal conclave, what were you thinking? Sure, my pope hat is really just a piece of paper taped to my head, and I'm not Catholic, but still.
posted by DJH at 10:02 p.m.
1 Comments:
Yes,
Had I been elected pope I would have chosen the title Condomius II (Condomius I had a short reign during the early 4th century).
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