Thursday, October 5, 2006

Vegetable Power Rankings


1. Corn -- previous ranking: 2, change: +1
Corn regains its title as the #1 vegetable because of a strong showing on the barbecue circuit and its strong butter-combo ability.
2. Potato -- previous ranking: 1, change: -1
Potato does not have the upside of some of flashier new legumes, but potato is still a reliable top-5 vegetable. Pick Potato for its deep-fry-ability, but remember its popularity will take a slight hit now that the Irish potato famine is over.
3. Caesar Salad -- previous ranking: 7, change: +4
Caesar Salad shot up 4 spots this week after a convincing rout over Humus on the salads/combination circuit. Caesar's diverse skill-set makes it a tempting pick for the #1 salad spot.
4. Walnuts -- previous ranking: 9, change: +5
Walnut's high ranking this week is deceptive. Its value is temporarily inflated because of its popularity during the Thanksgiving season (Canadian Leagues only). Also, it is not a vegetable.
5. Kelp -- previous ranking: 5, change: --
Kelp hangs on to the last top-5 spot this week owing to heavy use by Koreans, seals, and Korean seals.
6. Carrot -- previous ranking: 4, change: -2
Carrot has long been a powerhouse in the fantasy vegetable circuit because it's good for your eyes and very portable. It's drop this week is due to the sinking popularity of rabbit-related food. Look for carrot to rebound near Easter.
7. 12-grain -- previous ranking: 8, change: +1
The strangely-named 12-grain is a rookie this year in the Vegetable Power Rankings. No one is really sure what sort of vegetable it is, but one thing is certain--it makes great bread. At the end of the day, anything that is the main ingredient in a popular bread is going to be a solid fantasy vegetable pick.
8. Tomato -- previous ranking: 6, change: -2
Tomato is a decent fruit-crossover pick, but it is dicey when competing in the pure-vegetable class. On paper it is an effective all-round vegetable, but it is sometimes underrated because of its pronunciation difficulties. Consider Tomato as a sleeper pick.
9. Turnip -- previous ranking: 11, change: +2
Turnip does not have the glamour of high-calorie competitors such as Avocado, and it is generally disliked by people who have recently fallen off of trucks. But it's a tried-and-true all-season vegetable that excels in cellar leagues. Turnip can be a high-value pick in the later rounds.
10. B.L.T. -- previous ranking: none, change: n/a
B.L.T. is a gamble. It is only provisionally a vegetable, and its status is currently under review by the Intercontinental Vegetable Identification Board. Purists point out that it contains Bacon, a food long consider to be meat, but the new school of vegetable theorists counter that it is 66% vegetable (in non-bread scoring) and therefore should be allowed to compete in the combinations category. As of Oct. 5 it is a legal pick in most leagues, and it will contend for rookie of the year because of its high fat numbers. B.L.T. is a high-risk, high-reward pick because of the chance that it will be demoted to the meat/combinations league. Go with BLT only if you are a bold Fantasy Vegetable manager and you have a strong gut feeling.

7 Comments:

Blogger One Mom said...

I just fell across your blog today (clicked the next blog button), and noticed you're from PG, BC - where I was born and raised, coincidentally! Weird.

Thursday, October 05, 2006 4:27:00 p.m.  
Blogger DJH said...

I am your uncle. My name is really Bob.

Friday, October 06, 2006 10:37:00 a.m.  
Blogger Amy said...

vegetables are ite
but if you did this with potato chip flavours or people's blogs then i could relate.
y'know.

Friday, October 06, 2006 4:25:00 p.m.  
Blogger DJH said...

Potato chips is my life coach, especially Ms. Vickies's Sea Salt & Vinegar!

Friday, October 06, 2006 7:14:00 p.m.  
Blogger Amy said...

Lays BBQ!
Ms. Vickie's Sour Cream and Chili (i think that's it)
Doritos JalapeƱo and Cheddar
Munchie Mix!

there are just too many and they all get 10s.

Saturday, October 07, 2006 12:52:00 a.m.  
Blogger Rachael said...

Spinach kills!
I knew that way before the grownups did...

Monday, October 09, 2006 8:31:00 p.m.  
Blogger Chuck said...

I've had some good experiences with corn.

Friday, October 13, 2006 9:28:00 a.m.  

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