Remember Ally McBeal? You know, the documentary series about the hotdog-eating champion who became a lawyer? OK, well, the lead character (I think her name started with a 4) was frequently in therapy. One of her shrink's theories was that every person has a theme song. To my admittedly fuzzy understanding, this song is not necessarily the song that really represents that person, but rather the song that represents how that person sees himself or herself. If you were to make an autobiographical film about your life (with ample use of creative license), this song would be the soundtrack. For me, this song is "Princes of the Universe," by Queen. I think this will explain a lot of my apparent mental retardation, and also why I consistently rock so hard. By the way, if for some reason you don't know, this was the themesong to Highlander: The Series, which starred a character named McLeod, which is also Roxanne's last name. Coindence? No, awesomincidence.